January 29, 2006

Google to Remove "Climate Change" and "Global Warming" from search results

MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA 28 January 2006 --- /Denounce Newswire/ --- Google, Inc. today announced it has removed all references to "global warming" and "climate change" from its search results, at the direct request of the Bush Administration.

Yesterday, Google announced removal of references to content deemed un-American by the Government.

"Remember our S-1? We said we would do things that might even appear weird," said Sergey Brin, co-Founder of Google. "Well, we're now officially weird."

"Weird I can deal with," says Dr. James E. Hansen, the former top climate expert at NASA's Goddard Institute for Space Studies, "but I never expected Google to be downright evil."

Posted by denounce on January 29, 2006 09:47 AM


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