April 2003
April 03, 2003New Blossier Service Tracks Bloggers For a Fee Service generates instant, up-to-the-minute dossiers on anyone who blogs
San Helifino, CA /DenounceNewswire/ -- 3 April 2003 -- BluePitchfork, a venture-funded San Helifino company announced today the launch of its new "Blossier" (rhymes with "dossier") service, which provides instant online dossiers on people who write and maintain web logs, also known as blogs. The Blossier service enables subscribers to track their favorite blog personalities, to find out when they're home, when they're traveling, what books, movies, and music they like and don't like, what their political and religious affiliations are, who their friends and foes are, and much more.
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