Netscape Communications Appoints Dr. Elisabeth Kubler-Ross to Board of Directors: Expert Psychologist Elected to Help Company "Cope With Windows 98 Release"

SAN HELIFINO, CA /DenounceNewswire/ -- May 14, 1998 -- Netscape Communications today announced is has elected Dr. Elisabeth Kubler-Ross to its board of directors, effective immediately. Kubler-Ross, best known for her widely-read books including On Death and Dying and Death: The Final Stage of Growth, will assist Netscape in coping with its imminent demise.

Kubler-Ross is well-known for her theory on the stages of grieving, including denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance. "We knew we were in a state of denial with Microsoft," says Jim Barksdale, CEO of Netscape, "and Dr. Kubler-Ross helped us realize we're also angry, bargaining, and depressed." He added, "it's our hope that she can help us with acceptance as well."

About Netscape Communications, Inc.
Netscape once was a large software company that was for a time considered to be the company most likely to succeed against Microsoft in the Internet software wars.

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