WaveFlop Allows PC Users Nationwide and in Canada to Bypass Long Delays Associated with Using the Internet

WHERE ELSE, CA /DenounceNewswire/ -- 11 September 1998 -- Showing no shame or moral hesitation whatsoever, data broadcast leader WaveWhore, Inc., (Nasdaq: WAVW) today announced that the 455-page report from Whitewater independent counsel, Kenneth Starr, shall be immediately available on the company's WaveFlop data broadcast network, allowing users of this free service nationwide and in most of Canada to quickly read the contents of the report on their PCs without getting on the Internet. How they will be able to "quickly" read a 455-page document was not disclosed. WaveFlop will broadcast the report continuously for the next 48-hours allowing users to obtain the report without any delay. What users will do with the report in the "privacy" of their own homes is not known. WaveWhore did acknowledge that television owners across the country and most of Canada may notice slimy, oily substances oozing out of the back of their television sets during the 48-hour period.

The Starr report, which WaveWhore officials admitted actually has nothing to do with Whitewater so it is rather silly to continue calling Kenneth Starr the "Whitewater independent counsel", was released today over the World Wide Web. However, the government and media's coordinated and deliberate fanning the fires of public interest in its contents is expected to create a massive traffic jam on the Internet, making access to the special prosecutor's rantings and salacious allegations impossible for many of the prurient members of the Internet community. The WaveFlop service broadcasts Web and other multimedia content to PC users over the unused portion of PBS television signals, avoiding the delays and frustrations often associated with the Internet, although not avoiding any frustrations that may arise by reading the document and pondering its significance relative to other pressing matters and issues facing the nation, including less exciting or inflammatory issues such as, say, campaign finance reform.

``Public demand to look at or at least to attempt to look at, or, more likely, to be able to say that one has looked at, or probably most likely, to be able to say that one tried to look at, the Starr report is expected to cause delays, not only to those who wish to view the document, or at least say that did, but to all Internet users, both in businesses and homes. Making the report available on WaveFlop will mitigate this problem and allow immediate access to the document for our users, and allow immediate access to more advertiser cash for our company'' said Gatrick Pilbert, Senior President of Vice, WaveFlop.

The Gap and several cigar makers and cigar magazines announced today that they will all be running advertisements on WaveFlop throughout the 48-hour period. Indeed, users will not be able to turn one of the 445 pages of Starr's opus without first watching a thirty-second advertisement and clicking the "Ok I agree to buy" button at the end of the ad. In addition, WaveFlop admits that some users may wish to bathe or at least use moist towlettes before going on to the next page.

``Today's unmet demand for access to the Starr scandal underscores the bandwidth limitations of the Internet which are experienced by users every day,'' Pilbert continued, not admitting what his company's true intent was. Then, during a prayer meeting this morning with industry leaders, he admitted, "We're jumping on this opportunity to promote our company and products despite the content, value, morality, accuracy, or political intent of the report. We want to make money." Returning to his more commercial self, Pilbert continued, "The WaveFlop network overcomes this bottleneck, allowing PC users to tap television airwaves to capture the most compelling sex content found on the World Wide Web. At it's free! No membership required!``

All that is required to access the WaveFlop service is a PC enabled with a television tuner card and WaveFlop's free software. The TV tuner cards are normally available for as little as $49 at CompUSA and other major computer and electronics stores, but because of the demand, and the huge lines outisde CompUSA and other major computer and electronics stores, with millions of people lined up to buy TV tuner cards to access the WaveFlop service so that they can attempt to look at, or at least say they tried to look at, the Starr document, the TV tuner cards will be available free in public squares, shopping malls, public spaces, and parking lots across the country, delivered by dump truck so that Americans can pick one up and install it in the "privacy" of their own home.

"Now every couch potato will get a chance to know what went on in the Oral Office," quipped Indu Strypundit, an industry pundit.

WaveFlop is an integrated component of the Microsoft(R) Windows(R) 98(PG) operating system (NC-17). In addition, a Windows 95-compatible(G) version is bundled by many tuner board manufacturers and is also available on the WaveFlop web site (http://www.waveflop.net).

WaveFlop's unique free, advertising-supported broadcast service already provides a wide range of multi-media consent-manfacturing preprogrammed electronic disco pablum, including news, investment advice and information, children's programming, sex scandal information, weather, consumer reports, and much more, all supplied by the Web's leading content providers. Distributed nationally via the unused, unwatched, unheard of portion of television signals from 264 PBS member stations around the country, WaveFlop currently reaches the top 100 U.S. markets, representing over 85 percent of all U.S. households. It will reach more than 99 percent of U.S. households by year-end. However, WaveWhore admits that only .0000017 percent of U.S. households (and most of Canada) even know about this untapped, wich wide wange of web matewial avaiwable on their TV's.

ADVERTISER-SUPPORTED
WaveFlop is supported by leading consumer-brand charter advertisers, mostly companies that sell products associated with the news or entertainment pablum being fed out the data spicket at that moment. WaveFlop's ability to deliver high-bandwidth applications to the home without the consumer's control or choice, typically associated with modems, allows advertisers to send more creative multimedia advertisements such as movie and video clips, games, software downloads and micro sites, to a truly "captive" audience.

RICH CONTENT
WaveFlop content providers are among the world's leading consent-manufacturing companies, including Time Inc. New Speak, which includes the online versions of People, Time, Proganda Weekly, Our Money, Our Fortune and Sport Sillystrated for Kids, magazines and ZDNet News, online versions of ComputerLife, ComputerDeath, Family PC, Single PC, and Yoohoo! Get an Internet Life. Also providing content are usasomeday.com, thewallstreetinfernalinteractiveedition.com, cbssportslime, warnerbrosonline.com, bloomberglp.com, barnesandnoble.com, universalpresssyndicatecomics, and many other domains which are so ridiculously long nobody would ever type them in a browser.

ABOUT WAVEWHORE
WaveWhore, Inc. (Nasdaq: WAVW) is the leading new consent-manufacturing media content integrator and architect of digital delivery systems. It partners with the foremost inventors and coordinators of propoganda, newspeak, business data, wide ranges, whole slews, rich Web-based content and powerful multimedia C programming to deliver selective intelligence and quality content to an information-dependent selectively-intelligent society. WaveWhore (www.wavewhore.com) enables people and enterprises to more efficiently receive, manage and productively use all types of urgent, insightful, or irrelevant advertisements. The company's technologies and services aggregate, congregate, confiscate, Watergate, eliminate, terminate, filter, customize and distribute digital discontent (text, graphics, music, video, pretty pictures, talking heads, meaningless drivel) using a wide wange of reliable, low-cost broadcast (and a cast of broads) (FM sideband, TV-VBI, S-video, deoxyribonucleic electrons), satellite and Web-based delivery systems. It has technology sourcing and other contractual entanglements with Microsoft, Intel, Compaq, Sony, Gateway, STB, ADS and PBS National Datacast, in addition to information service entanglements with some three thousand two hundred and thirty-two Fortune 1,000 companies worldwide. As if this wasn't truly amazing and inspiring enough, additional information on WaveWhore is available via the Internet at http://www.wavewhore.com. Information on its business units can be found at: http://www.waveflop.net and http://www.wavewhore.net.

Certain of the above statements regarding WaveWhore constitute forward-looking statements, which may involve risks and uncertainties, perhaps even fictions. There may, in the Starr report, actually be some rear-looking statements as well. Actual results could differ materially from such forward-looking or rear-looking statements as a result of a variety of factors, including, but not limited to, technology changes, competitive developments, industry and market acceptance of new products and services, risk factors listed from time to time in WaveWhore's SEC and other metal filings.

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